Darn terrorist

On the hottest day, I think ever, in Detroit and surronding area's I have lost all my electricity. Everything was normal, and then I went outside to mow the lawn, when I came in - all the power was off.

I figure if Mel Gibson can blame all wars on the Jews, I will blame this lack of electricty on all terrorists. Since I had to leave my home and city because of this, I feel as if I am now a refugee, staying at my brothers.