Oh Mr. Johnny Krebeck

For some reason on Shabbos I was singing songs from my days in Beth Yehuda Day camp and Nat was shocked that these songs taught to us at Camp YBY. Here is one of the funnier ones.


Once there was a Frenchman and his name was Johnny Krebeck
He was a dealer of sausages, sauerkraut and speck.
He was the nicest Frenchman that you'd ever met
Until one day he invented that sausages machine.

(Chorus)
Ohhh Mr Johnny Krebeck how could you be so mean
I told you you' d be sorry for inventing that machine.
Now all the neighbors cats and dogs will never more be seen
They'll all be ground to sausages in Johnny Krebecks machine.

One day a little boy came walking in the store
He bought a pound of sausages and laid them on the floor.
He whistled and whistled and he whistled up a tune
and all the little sausages went dancing round the room

(Chorus)

One day the darn thing broke the darn thing wouldn't go
So Johhny K crawled inside to see what made it so.
His wife was having a nightmare walking in her sleep
She gave the thing a crank and heck of yank
And Johnny Krebeck was MEAT

(Chorus)