Dirt cheap

Whoever came up with that phrase obviously never bought dirt. We got a few yards of dirt to place on the side of the house. The hope is that this will somehow prevent water from infiltrating my basement. I hope it works because the next step my be digging up our house and wrapping the basement in Saran wrap.

Once I was already outside doing manual labor, I borrowed my parents bush trimmer (like a weed whacker for bushes) and started hacking off the sides of the bushes that surround my house. I wanted to make them into cool sculptures, but then I realized that I can't draw in the lines with a crayn, how could I deign something with hacksaw.

The bug that lived in the bush weren't happy with me, and they showed their displeasure by biting me. They must have seen me as an evil ruler who destroyed their homes, and this was the only way to show they hated me. To my credit, I delayed as long as possible, but the time had come and Marvin had to go

For future references when working outdoors don't wear short, your legs will get scratched and bitten....That's why jeans were created, for people who like/have to be outdoors